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I was late for work because....

by Randy Allen

This is a true story! A good reason why I was late for work!

A woman was driving down a Colorado highway when a large goose flew through her windshield.

The woman was driving about 50 miles per hour when the bird came at her window. She turned her head so the glass wouldnt fly into her face and pulled over.

Luckily she didnt get hurt. She only suffered a small scratch.

The windshield shattered but left behind a fine dusting of glass that took her several hours to remove.

She even made it to work that day... just a few hours late.