Look who's in trouble with the law!
Officials in Ohio have indicted a famous groundhog.
The indictment states Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.
It constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace and dignity of the State Of Ohio.
The attorney suggests that the penalty for such a misrepresentation should be the death penalty.




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