Lying Cheating Sale: A White Rock, Canada woman recently held a 'Lying Cheating Sale'. Her Craigslist ad read: "Husband left us for a piece of trash, selling everything while he is gone this weekend with his floozie. Lots of tools which he didn't have a clue how to use. I want the house empty on Monday when he returns because that will be a shock for him to see. So come pick out what you would like Saturday and Sunday at 8 a.m. Don't come too early (like he did) because I will be thoroughly enjoying some wine with my girlfriends this evening as we clean out all this stuff and likely be nursing hangovers in the morning. So please speak softly to the ladies wearing the sunglasses. No clothes-buyers as we will have already burned those in the driveway.''