Here i am at The U.P. State Fair Rodeo getting a chest protecter strapped on.
Here i am scopin out my ride.
Here i am almost crapping my pants, wondering what the hell i got myself into!
Here i am thinking this would be my last moments on earth. No...really, that's what i was thinking!
WAIT...I can't remember if i actually signed that will!
Whoaaaa...This can't be good!
HEY BULL....Wait for my butt to catch up would ya?!
Am i still alive or does heaven really smell like this?
Trying to squeeze your butt cheecks together is enough to make you grind your teeth, But Thanks For Coming.
Remember to clap loudly for the riders with the rodeo. These guys are literally putting their lives at serious risk for your entertainment. Scariest damn thing i ever did in my life!