Sweet Tarts and Skittles – You're a little wacky and want people to think you're a lot of fun.

Lollipops – This candy shows everyone that you made no effort this year and just felt like you had to have something in the house in case kids rang your bell.

Tootsie Rolls – You're plain and simple, yet still awesome after all these years.

Full-Sized Bars – Giving away big bars of candy is evidence that you're a show-off with a need to impress everybody. (But, that doesn't mean you should stop doing it.)

Candy Corn – You're traditional and a kinda boring.

Non-Candy – Giving out anything other than candy – like pennies, pencils or even raisins – lets the neighbors know that you are shunning the world and have no interest in being part of society. You'd also be well-advised to brace yourself for an egg, TP, and shaving cream attack.