THE 20 THINGS WE’RE ALL GUILTY OF DOING

I am guilty of 17 of the 20.

the room, and seeing if you are still in sync with it when you
come back:

2. Spelling "Wednesday" "Wed-Nes-Day":

And "Beautiful"
B-E-A-Utiful".

3. Writing the wrong dates on projects so you look like a
better student

4. Saying "what" only to realize a second later you
understood the person

5. Thinking 1990 was ten years ago:

6.
Forgeting the names of everyone you just met immediately

...and hoping a
friend gets introduced to them as soon as possible.

7. Cleaning your
hands with the condensation from a glass of water

8. Hating books with
movie poster covers

9. Throwing away the package of food, only to have to
dig it out of the garbage seconds later to check the directions

10.
Wiping your cellphone screen so all the smudges go in the same
direction

11. Making a mistake while typing a password and deleting
everything instead of just using backspace

12. Wondering how many photos
of random people have you in the background

13. Despite being an adult
with years of school under your belt, needing to recite the whole alphabet every
time to find a letter

14. Always stopping the microwave with one second
left

15. Always having to keep the line you're reading at the top of the
page

16. Speaking to every baby or pet in a really high voice

17.
Thinking up soundtracks to a movie that will never be made

18. Sleeping
with a blanket regardless of temperature

19. Having fictional arguments
in your head

20. And plugging a USB in wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME: