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Are You A Professional?
The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or
not you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are not that
difficult. You just need to THINK like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator ?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut
the refrigerator door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This
tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this
one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a
4. There is a river which is home to many crocodiles. How do you cross it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are
attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs.
It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
any higher mental functions at all, such as politics.