I need all the help I can get...maybe I'll use some of these words around Mike DuBord and see if he gets flustered!

1. Sequacious - Lacking independence or originality   of thought. Great insult for hipsters.

2. Scaramouch - A rascal, a scamp.

3. Obsequious - Attentive to a fawning excessiveness.   You know, like that creeper at the bar who won't stop buying you drinks.

4. Chachinnate - To laugh loudly or immoderately

5. Cockalorum - Nothing dirty! Cockalorum means   a boastful or self-important person.

6. Calaboose - A local jail. Stay out of the calaboose   kids!

7. Nugatory - Of little or no consequence. Next   time someone tries to make you angry, just tell them their actions are nugatory.

8. Perfidious - Deceitful and untrustworthy, for   when you've run out of words to describe your ex boyfriend.