We don't wake up looking this good

We've tested how our first name sounds with your last name

We hate shaving

We put a lot of thought into texting you

We can cry at the smallest things

Sometimes we need to use the restroom

We Facebook stalked your ex

We have a concrete list of potential baby names picked out

Even though we think cat-calling is degrading... We are secretly flattered

Our weight, our dress size, our jeans size All off limits. You will regret   it if you ask.

We want dessert, gosh darn it