1. "Your dad must be a thief because   he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

2. "If I were to rearrange the alphabet   I would put U and I together"

3. "I must be in heaven because I   can see an angel"

4."Did it hurt when you fell from   heaven?"

5. "Here's 10p - go phone your mum   and tell her you won't be coming home tonight"

6. "You're under arrest. The charge   - trespassing in my dreams"

7. "Is that a ladder in your tights   or a stairway to heaven?"

8. "You must be tired because you've   been running through my mind all day"

9. "If I said you had a beautiful   body would you hold it against me?"

10. "Do you have a map? Because I   keep getting lost in your eyes" - Darius Danesh So, why wait use them to win   your lady love.

The worst one that was ever used on me was "Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Me neither, but I know it's enough to break the ice." Good golly gee wiz....THINK OF SOME BETTER MATERIAL BOYS!