Well....I'm going to have more than 2 martinis....so.....

Don’t dress like a hot mama.

Have no more than two drinks — and no martinis at all.

Don’t forget to compliment the cook.

Don’t get lovey-dovey with your dude at the table.

Remember the “no-no” list of topics and steer clear of it.

Don’t get into political discussions.

Don’t act bored.

Beware of TMI. (Too Much Information)

Don’t feed his grandma’s jellied salad to the dog.

Don’t make a beeline to the couch or your phone after dinner.