(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an   argument when they are right and you need to shut the heck up. Immediately.

(2) Five Minutes: If the woman is getting dressed,   this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just   been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.   This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with   "nothing" usually end in "fine."

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.   Don't do it!

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but   a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks   you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing   with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

(6) That's OK: This is one of the most dangerous   statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long   and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you -- do not   question it. Just say: "You're welcome." (I want to add in a clause here --   This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" -- that is PURE sarcasm and she   is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You're welcome" to a "Thanks a lot."'   That will bring on a "Whatever.")