Men-

If you want my advice....don't go home talking about this with your wife. I guarantee you'll be sleeping on the couch. "Hi honey, I know why you're gaining weight...it's because you aren't cleaning enough".....no no no no...don't do it!

According to a new survey in England, women today are more deliciously chubby than women 60 years ago . . . because they don't do enough housework.

--So that's like TWO doses of misogyny for the price of one:  "You know why your wife is chubby?  It's because she isn't spending enough time with the vacuum cleaner."

--In the 1950s, the average woman ate about 1,800 calories a day, burned off 1,000 calories a day doing chores . . . and had a 28-inch waist.

--Today, the average woman eats about 2,200 calories, only burns off a handful doing chores . . . and has a 34-inch waist.

--And now, the moment of hypocrisy in every study that criticizes our "unhealthy" chubbiness.  Today's larger-waisted, chore-ignoring women live an average of 24 years longer than woman in the '50s.