Last month, 69-year-old Yuri Ticuic from the Siberia region of Russia got into a fight with his wife over her LOUSY COOKING. He was so mad that her soup was always cold, that he stormed out of the house.
--And then he got lost in a frozen Siberian forest. Where he wasn't found for THIRTY DAYS.
--Yuri survived by scavenging for berries, EATING HAY, and DRINKING SNOW. I think this goes without saying . . . but at that point, he probably missed his wife's cold soup A LOT.
--After a month, some farmers finally found him. He was too weak to walk and severely frostbitten. Doctors may end up having to amputate both of his legs.
--Yuri told reporters he'll never criticize his wife's cooking again.