This....is....ridiculous....

Last month, 69-year-old Yuri Ticuic from the Siberia region of Russia got into a fight with his wife over her LOUSY COOKING.  He was so mad that her soup was always cold, that he stormed out of the house.

--And then he got lost in a frozen Siberian forest.  Where he wasn't found for THIRTY DAYS.

--Yuri survived by scavenging for berries, EATING HAY, and DRINKING SNOW.  I think this goes without saying . . . but at that point, he probably missed his wife's cold soup A LOT.

--After a month, some farmers finally found him.  He was too weak to walk and severely frostbitten.  Doctors may end up having to amputate both of his legs.

--Yuri told reporters he'll never criticize his wife's cooking again.