The National Retail Federation just released the list of the most shoplifted items in the U.S. last year, and it's really a perfect representation of Americans.  We like to party and have sex, we're materialistic, we're vain, and we're chubby.

--Here are the most stolen items, broken down by their major categories . . .

--Grocery.  Cigarettes, energy drinks, expensive liquor . . . and baby formula.

--Pharmacy.  Allergy medicine, diabetic testing strips, pain relievers, and weight loss pills.

--Health and Beauty.  Electric toothbrushes, lotions and creams, and pregnancy tests.

--Clothing.  Designer jeans, designer clothing, handbags.

--Electronics.  Cell phones, digital cameras, GPS devices, laptops, TVs.

--Home.  Expensive vacuum cleaners, KitchenAid mixers.