Like a lot of the funniest Craigslist posts, we can't guarantee this one's real. But let's hope it is, because it's fantastic.
--Yesterday afternoon, a guy in Brooklyn posted in the "For sale/wanted" section of Craigslist with the title, quote, "Please teach me about football."
--Apparently, the guy's girlfriend once dated a college football player. So the guy LIED to impress his girlfriend, and said HE was a college football player too. Only he wasn't. He knows NOTHING about football.
--And now he's got to go with her to a Super Bowl party . . . at her ex's apartment. So he's offering $500 for someone to tutor him about football every evening between now and the Super Bowl.
--The ad has some really funny lines like, quote, "Her ex played 'linebacker.' Should I know a lot about playing 'linebacker' too? Do quarterbacks normally know about that? . . . It might help for me to learn something from a 'linebacker' if you know one."
--He's also willing to throw in an extra $100 if his tutor can give him some good comments to say during the game.