#9 He’s always in a jolly mood.

#8 Controls the naughty/nice list.

#7 Runs his own company.

#6 Doesn’t need to break the bank on a high-end car.

#5 Highly unlikely that he’ll fall into an office romance.

#4 Guaranteed job security.

#3 Doesn’t require fancy meals. Milk and cookies are just fine.

#2 Has unlimited access to malls.

#1 Only works late one night a year.