Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
  A: A Christmas Quacker!

  Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
  A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

  Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
  A: Tinsilitis!

  Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
  A: He's a fungi to be with.

  Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?
  A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

  Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
  A: Santapplause!

  Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
  A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

  Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa
  Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

  Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?
  A: Because he had low elf-esteem.