The one thing in life that I can brag about is that I am an excellent gift giver! lol....DONT BUY ANYTHING ON THIS LIST!!! and if you did already...o well.. who cares....it's Christmas!

Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow - A pillow in the shape of jolly old St.   Nick's buns, this unique gift is sure to crack up any sleep-deprived toilet-humor,   enthusiast as it farts loudly and explains, "Smells like Christmas!"

Tattoos for Babies – Body art for infants may seem a bit racy for most   parents, but these removable tattoos make giving your baby a killer tattoo fun!

Toilet Claus "Ugly" Holiday Sweater – Wear one of these cheerful   holiday sweaters, which has Santa sitting on a toilet emblazoned on the front,   and you're sure to turn heads.

Mullet-on-the-Go - Enjoy the elegance and sophistication of a mullet anytime   with an instant mullet and a totally rad headband.

Red Neck Wine Glass - Break out the moonshine! These glasses, with the top   of a mason jar and the bottom of a wine glass stem, are sure to class-up that   next fish fry or jamboree.

Silly Screaming Snowballs - These loud, plush balls, available in 8 different   styles, ranging from Snowman to Yellow Snow, make indoor snowball fights a reality.

Emergency Underpants - Give the gift of security this holiday season! It may   sound strange, but these cleverly concealed undies are perfect for when disaster   strikes.

The WTF Button – Similar to an "Easy" button, the WTF Button   is big, red, and lets loose a sweet "WTF!" when pressed.

The Kama Pootra - This 115-page book is perfect bathroom reading material.   With positions like the "One Cheek Lean" and "The Captain",   you'll reach toilet-time nirvana in no time.

Santa's Drinking Cap – Strap two cans of beer to the sides of a hat, and   you've got one heck of a merry old time, with this intoxicating headpiece.