Boy do I miss college....

1) The One Who Is Eager to Impress the Brothers.   This girl is probably a) drunker than she planned on being when she and her   friends cracked open that bottle of raspberry vodka in their dorm-room earlier   and b) a freshman. She will drink anything you hand her at an admirable clip.   She will also comply with naked-lap rules in beer pong, even if you make them   up mid-game.

2) The DFMO Queen As in, Dance Floor Makeout Queen.   She’s usually very shy, at least until the moment she grabs your face and starts   to explore the inside of your mouth with her tongue.

3) The Senior Girl Who Complains About All the Underclassmen   Girls. “Ugh,” she begins, rolling her eyes as another group of hard-bodied   18 year-olds she’s never seen before pours through the door.

4) The One Who Keeps Playing the Same Bad Song Over and   Over. We get it, you love 'Adele.'

5) The Flip-Cup Virtuoso. This one defies logic.   She’s so obliterated that she has to stabilize herself against the table with   both hands to keep from toppling over. And yet every time the flip-cup game   calls upon her (usually she doesn’t know it’s her turn until a male teammate   starts to literally scream her name), she enters this state of Jordan-esque   Zen and sticks the cup to the table as if there were magnets on the rim.

6) The One Who Appears a Little More Doable with Each   Beer You Consume. When your buddy first points her out and says, “That   chick totally wants you,” you respond that she “ugly.” By beer number five she   is “not as bad as (you) first thought.”

7) The Weedhead Girl. The great thing about that   rare gem of a girl who straight up loves herb is that it’s easy to lure her   back to your room.

8) The One Who Hates Her Daddy. Your buddy Sully   says, “The one I was with had a birthmark on her shoulder, but it was no big   deal. She was SEXY.” Then Tito chimes in with, “Hey, mine had a birthmark on   her shoulder too!” “Mine too!” you exclaim. Then everyone goes silent. Real   silent.

9) The Smokeshow with an Attitude. She's hot and   she knows it. And she has the worst attitude ever