I make every one of these mistakes.....shame on me...lol

Wearing jeans that give you a muffin top.It's   not your fault! Do you remember how popular low rise jeans were? No one was   able to find a pair that fit. Maybe there were two people, but they were almost   certainly movie stars, and they have their own problems.

Wearing clothing that is too loose. Not everyone   goes too tight, but everyone is ashamed of their imaginary fat at some point   and opts for things that are too loose.

Dressing like a child. Not knowing quite how   to dress like a grown-up when you go to your first job and realizing you really   shouldn't wear hair bows, even though you've been doing it FOREVER.

Going orange. Sun-less tan. Did anyone make it   through high school without accidentally turning themselves into a streaky tangerine?   Raise your hand. Ah. Wait. Your palms are orange.

Overexposed yourself. At some point - whether   it's when you realize that your white dress is see through in bright sunlight,   or that whenever you lean over your top gapes open - we've all accidentally   flashed someone, right?

Wearing dated items. To be fair, if you give   it a year people will just assume you're doing it ironically.