Dear Abby,

I'm totally fed up. I've been dating my boyfriend for a long time and I know he's the one and he knows I'm the one for him...SO WHY IS THERE NO RING ON MY FINGER?!

Totally Upset from NOWHERE

Dear Totally Upset,

Haha, you made me laugh....you seem like a character right out of a movie! Here's what I think, but remember, I don't know you or your boyfriend. For all you know, he is trying to throw you off and maybe he'll surprise you when you least expect it! This is something that the two of you need to discuss. He might not be thinking about marriage....unless you bring it up constantly! haha, just be patient my dear. Your time will come when it's ready.