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Young Boy Gets A Kick Out of Math!

by Joe Cassady

A young boy was teaching a young girl Math. He said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said “Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without explanation. Both smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then the young girl’s father appeared. He kicked the young boy off the porch onto the sidewalk; then yelled “That’s long division young man!”

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