Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking Boilermakers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other “Professor,” and generally causing quite a stir.
When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them 2 months!
“Two months!” cried the bartender. “That’s ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!”
“Oh yeah?” says one drunk. “The box said 2-4 years!”